posted 8 hours agoApr 16, 2014, 7:24 am with 1,318 notes
Send me a ☼ and I'll generate a number for a starter
1 Dragon: Our muses fall madly in love but one of our muses is a dragon hunter and the other is cursed to turn into a dragon every night. Will things work out between them?
2 Death: One of our muses wants the other dead (for whatever reasons) yet they pretend to be close friends in order to find out their weaknesses.
3 Baby: Our muses find a baby on the doorsteps and the note says that they must take care of the child. Will they manage to take care of the baby while staying sane?
4 Drunk: Muse A is drunk and muse B is trying to take muse A to their home so as to prevent any accidents happening to them. What happens when muse A starts to come off strong?
5 Strangers: Muse A completely forgot who muse B is. Now it's up to muse B to try and get muse A to remember.
6 Animal Instinct: Both our muses are animals living in the forest, they happen to run into each other and despite their differences in species, they create a friendship.
7 Evil!: Muse A or B is evil and attempting to get the other to join them as they take over the world.
8 High School: Our muses are huge enemies in high school, one being the nerdy, shy one while the other is the high and mighty, popular kid.
9 By chance: Our muses wake up in Vegas, already married and no way out of the marriage.
10 Titanic: Our muses are from different classes (one in the high class the other in the low class) and happen to run into one another while the low class muse is pretending to be high class.
posted 8 hours agoApr 16, 2014, 7:21 am with 390,244 notes






this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

posted 8 hours agoApr 16, 2014, 7:21 am with 19,450 notes



If you are on medication for any type of mental illness, NEVER stop taking it, no matter how much you think you don’t need it. You have no idea how much that will fuck you up until it’s too late.

This is very appropriate to me today.

posted 8 hours agoApr 16, 2014, 7:20 am with 29,197 notes

I can’t believe I used to think I was 100% straight like seriously what the fuck kind of crack was I smoking

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posted 8 hours agoApr 16, 2014, 7:20 am with 193,740 notes










Always bothers me

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posted 8 hours agoApr 16, 2014, 7:19 am with 4,777 notes



imagine levi commanding titan eren just like remy does in ratatouille


posted 8 hours agoApr 16, 2014, 7:06 am with 212 notes


                                { i have been broken;
                              more times than i dare to coυɴт.
                                          but i FIX myself,
                                       & i get on with the job. }

posted 9 hours agoApr 16, 2014, 6:52 am with 7,230 notes

And as the world comes to an end, I’ll be there to hold your hand.

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posted 9 hours agoApr 16, 2014, 6:46 am with 17,426 notes


Link to Homestuck Design Contest Page

E-Mail What Pumpkin Link

What Pumpkin on twitter

Sources: [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]

Hot Topic is known amongst artist groups as one of the worst offenders of art theft in U.S. retailers. I know artists are important to What Pumpkin, and I’d imagine multiple cases of art theft would be a very big deal. The most well-known of the cases were stolen fan art from independent artists, which is the same demographic the Design Contest was aimed to.  I’m an artist myself and I wouldn’t want to support a store that steals from my peers.

The people running Hot Topic have zero respect to artists and to copyright law. They’ve been ripping-off independent artists’ storefronts, and continue do so. The whole company really should have been shut down long ago.

If you support artists, independent, fan artist, or any kind, you should oppose Hot Topic and MSPA’s association with them!

Tell What Pumpkin to kick Hot Topic out of the Design contest RIGHT NOW.

We have so little time left to stop this please tell them that it is completely unacceptable to do any sort of business with petty art thieves.

Even if you don’t know what to say, or if you think it would compromise the contestants; It won’t. Just please voice your thoughts in anyway you can put them. Don’t let Hot Topic get a dime out of Homestuck.

posted 9 hours agoApr 16, 2014, 6:08 am with 20 notes
"Are you hurt anywhere?" Camreon asked, poking at the cheek of a girl laid out in front of him. He had fallen from the sky, due to being sucked from his own world at a bad time, and had landed on her by sheer luck - for him anyways.









Scarlett groaned. Yes, things hardly hurt her—when she expected them. This came out of no where, almost as if he fell from the sky.
She pushed herself up and shook her head, “no, no… I’m… I’m fine. Are you okay?”

Camreon sat up and sighed, placing his hands in his lap. There was blood on his forehead and hands, but the wound was small and had already healed. He turned to her, looking quite disappointed and stared for a moment.

"Where did you say I was again?" he asked her. He needed one last confirmation on the fact that he wasn’t in his own world.

Scarlett shifted slightly, a bit uncomfortable.
Yeah, he definitely hit his head.
"You’re in Death City, Nevada…"
What was with this guy..? Such a weird person…

He slumped his head down to his chest, taking his gaze off of her. He let out a small groan and stretched his torso to his feet - his tail laid limp behind him and his ears were wilting. 

"How does one even begin to jump between dimensions?" he mumbled, mostly audible for the range the girl was in. Camreon could rarely hide his words. 

Scarlett shrugged softly, “I-I’m not sure… maybe you should ask Professor Stein about that…”
If anyone knew about something this odd, Dr. Stein would.

Camreon began to wipe at the blood on his forehead until the red substance was smeared beyond visibility. He sighed once more and began counting on his fingers, listing all the possible people he would “know” in this world.

"Can we go see him? This Professor Stein?" he asked and pressed his legs inbetween his arms and chest.

Scarlett shrugged and sat back, leaning against the wall of a building, “I-I’m not sure… he’s really busy and he most likely already left home for the day.”

Camreon sighed and tried to imagine a map of the area - an ability of which he did not have.

With his eyes still closed, “Well then, could you please direct me to his home?” he asked her, “I’d like to go home, too.”

Scarlett clutched her arm, realizing she was little help. “Well…” She didn’t know where he lived. “I can direct you there, sure…”

posted 9 hours agoApr 16, 2014, 6:06 am with 19 notes
Can I just...))"Where did you even find so many kittens?" ((Can i...?))



"Huh..? These little c-cuties..?"

Scarlett took a note of her, a little girl, maybe six or seven. “Well, I found a box of them… I couldn’t just leave them there so I took them home… I’m just walking them right now. Only one is actually mine, I’m trying to find homes for the others…”

//of course you can bby, of course

"Ahh yes," she grinned "With these cuties on the page" she held up a kitten to signify ‘these cuties’. "With little easy-rip strips at on he bottom with our numbers on it."

Scarlett nodded, “yes, that’s wonderful! That’s a really good idea Eruka.” She smiled at the girl.

posted 17 hours agoApr 15, 2014, 10:12 pm with 98,785 notes


if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:







social security #’s


posted 17 hours agoApr 15, 2014, 10:01 pm with 40,464 notes
send me a colour

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
 - I love you.
 - I think you’re cute.
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
 - We have a lot in common.
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog

(Source: backc0mb)

posted 17 hours agoApr 15, 2014, 10:01 pm with 266,760 notes


One is not like the other.

taisho-no check your inbox lol I don’t give it out publicly